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Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on        •  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family      •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis      •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis      •  and much, much more   Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.  


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Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them Is Bigger Really Better?   Here at last is the first self-help book for men with Oversized Male Genitalia (OMG), a genetic birth defect that grows the penis to absurd proportions. Every year, thousands of men are diagnosed with OMG. Sadly, most are banished to the fringes of society, victims of their own freakish length and girth. How to Live with a Huge Penis brings them an inspiring message of tolerance and hope—along with helpful information on        •  Unzipping: Coming Out to Your Friends and Family      •  Sharing Your Pain: Sexual Intercourse with a Huge Penis      •  Big Blessings: Unexpected Advantages of a Huge Penis      •  and much, much more   Complete with prayers, poetry, a daily affirmations journal, and thoughtful quotations from leading self-help experts, How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes.  

30 review for How to Live with a Huge Penis: Advice, Meditations, and Wisdom for Men Who Have Too Much

  1. 4 out of 5

    Kenny McCool

    How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes. DR. RICHARD JACOB and REV. OWEN THOMAS This book was given to me as a gift by a former paramour who truly missed me ... It's become my bible. How to Live with a Huge Penis will inspire men of all shapes and sizes. DR. RICHARD JACOB and REV. OWEN THOMAS This book was given to me as a gift by a former paramour who truly missed me ... It's become my bible.

  2. 4 out of 5

    David

    Even though this gift was ironic in nature -- and trust me, is it ever! -- that won't stop me from placing it between Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, Volume 1 and Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason on my bookshelf. I am hoping someone (anyone!) will peruse my multicolored spines -- which allude to my general seriousness and gravity -- and get entirely the wrong idea. (I just hope that someone isn't my mother. Ew.) If that someone (again, NOT my mother) were a prospective sexu Even though this gift was ironic in nature -- and trust me, is it ever! -- that won't stop me from placing it between Aleksandr I. Solzhenitsyn's Gulag Archipelago, Volume 1 and Immanuel Kant's Critique of Pure Reason on my bookshelf. I am hoping someone (anyone!) will peruse my multicolored spines -- which allude to my general seriousness and gravity -- and get entirely the wrong idea. (I just hope that someone isn't my mother. Ew.) If that someone (again, NOT my mother) were a prospective sexual partner (after she's been fingerprinted, checked for communicable diseases, and run through a complicated vetting system) or prospective urologist, it would of course be a case of bait-and-switch. Like when Best Buy advertises a sale on Sony 170" Plasma 3-D television sets for $399, but they only ever had one, so they'll cut you a deal on this old dusty JVC piece-of-shit (19", giant tube, fake wood casing, dials) they've had sitting in the break room. I'm not saying that my penis is a JVC, but it's certainly not going to come out on top on the Consumer Reports comparison shopping chart. But it's serviceable. Meaning that it has been serviced before. Beyond that, you'll just have to love me for me. Circumcised. Average. Chafed. Shopworn. Anyway. You know what? This book is really funny! I'm not even kidding you. (I have to believe that, otherwise I have the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy.) Okay, don't believe me? Go to the humor section of your local big box bookstore -- perhaps the Barnes and Noble flagship store in Union Square? -- and pick up this book. If you are a man, be sure to hold the book up high, so passersby can see it, but make sure you step away from the humor section and go stand by the health/self-help section. Scratch your chin as you leaf through it, and occasionally nod at the words on the page and say, 'Mm-hmm' in affirmation, as if you have finally found the understanding and compassion you have been looking for. Is this immature? Imbecilic? Pointless? You bet. That's what's so great about it. Thanks, Michelle Weinman! (I think!)

  3. 4 out of 5

    Manny

    Mr Trump, you're a plain-speaking guy, and I know you won't mind if I give you some plain-speaking advice. You've got a problem, and it's a pretty simple one: two American women in three don't like you. You need to do something about that or you won't win in November. Now before you get all upset and start denying what's obviously true, let's just think for a moment about why they don't like you. If you read the liberal press, you'll see any number of people saying it's because you treat women li Mr Trump, you're a plain-speaking guy, and I know you won't mind if I give you some plain-speaking advice. You've got a problem, and it's a pretty simple one: two American women in three don't like you. You need to do something about that or you won't win in November. Now before you get all upset and start denying what's obviously true, let's just think for a moment about why they don't like you. If you read the liberal press, you'll see any number of people saying it's because you treat women like merchandise. Those liberal pundits will explain that it's because you ran Miss Universe for years and insisted on personally interviewing every contestant, or because you keep marrying much younger models, or because you give interviews where you say that women are all bimbos and gold-diggers, or because you tend to refer to chicks you like as pieces of ass. Well, I'm sure the liberal pundits believe what they're writing. And I'm just as sure that plenty of women don't appreciate that kind of behavior. If you're a feminist who reads Simone de Beauvoir and Germaine Greer, you don't want to be called a bimbo or a gold-digger. But show me one women who reads Simone de Beauvoir and Germaine Greer, and I'll show you two who read Fifty Shades. And let's face it, if you read E.L. James then you probably won't object to being called a piece of ass by Donald Trump. You're just disappointed that you haven't yet found a hunky billionaire who wants to treat you like a sex object. No, Mr Trump, those pundits couldn't have got it more wrong. I don't think you've gone too far. On the contrary, you haven't gone far enough. You're quite right to think that most women will be happy to have their worth measured by their cup size. But what you've forgotten is that it goes both ways. Those very same women are going to measure you by the size of your penis. And that's where your problem is. You don't need me to tell you that mud sticks. I'm afraid Marco Rubio was by no means the first person to make remarks about small hands. If you search Google for "Donald Trump nude", the first thing that turns up is this unflattering and inaccurate picture. Even though the artist got punched in the face and threatened with a lawsuit, it didn't help. You know how people are: somehow, they just thought that made it more likely. But if you take action now, you can draw a line under this whole thing and never worry about it again. Mr Trump, it couldn't be simpler. Post a picture of your dick on your campaign website tomorrow, and by the end of next week your problems will be over. I know you don't feel entirely comfortable with the idea. Your wife wants you all to herself - who could blame her? - and she doesn't appreciate the idea of you simultaneously sexting every woman on the planet. But this is more important than Melania's feelings. The future of America is at stake. You know I'm right. Just do it. Vote Trump!

  4. 4 out of 5

    SheReadsALot

    Finally I can learn how to live with this. I've been poking out eyes since the creation of my nonexistent huge penis. Now a guide to provide help. Finally I can learn how to live with this. I've been poking out eyes since the creation of my nonexistent huge penis. Now a guide to provide help.

  5. 4 out of 5

    notgettingenough

    Who would have thought that penises would have such taste :) http://alittleteaalittlechat.wordpres... Who would have thought that penises would have such taste :) http://alittleteaalittlechat.wordpres...

  6. 5 out of 5

    Lubinka Dimitrova

    Thank goodness that I chose to read this for purely academic purposes, and was not myself in desperate need of practical advice and guidance. In that aspect the book was rather useless, seeing how it's borderline depressing, not to mention utterly unfunny. Suck it up, guys, there are much worse problems than OMG (oversized male genitalia) in this world, such as the condemningly fatal SBS (Sh*t for Brains Syndrome) whose victims among us are not only terribly suffering themselves, but are causing Thank goodness that I chose to read this for purely academic purposes, and was not myself in desperate need of practical advice and guidance. In that aspect the book was rather useless, seeing how it's borderline depressing, not to mention utterly unfunny. Suck it up, guys, there are much worse problems than OMG (oversized male genitalia) in this world, such as the condemningly fatal SBS (Sh*t for Brains Syndrome) whose victims among us are not only terribly suffering themselves, but are causing pain to all those around them.

  7. 4 out of 5

    Tom

    I am kidding. I have no need to read this book. Sadly. But gosh, all those poor guys. How they must suffer. hahahahahahahahahhahahah

  8. 4 out of 5

    Manny

    Yesterday, I was sitting on the train, lost in gloomy thoughts inspired by reading Voices from Chernobyl, when I suddenly became aware of hysterical laughter from the other side of the aisle. Three 20-something women were watching The Sweetest Thing on their laptop with the sound turned well up. They had just reached The Penis Song. I couldn't help watching too. If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific. Yesterday, I was sitting on the train, lost in gloomy thoughts inspired by reading Voices from Chernobyl, when I suddenly became aware of hysterical laughter from the other side of the aisle. Three 20-something women were watching The Sweetest Thing on their laptop with the sound turned well up. They had just reached The Penis Song. I couldn't help watching too. If you aren't familiar with this masterpiece, check it out now! It's terrific.

  9. 4 out of 5

    Don Schminkey

    Reading this book as an OMG sufferer gave me the courage to unzip to my family. My kids cried. My friends mourned our lost friendship. My co-workers won’t look me in the eyes. It’s a tragic plight, but I’m happier than ever being free of my secret. Now I sit here and wait for acceptance. This is a fun, well handled, conversation piece. Then there’s the book, it’s okay too. :-)

  10. 4 out of 5

    Elysa

    I bought this as a Christmas gift for my boyfriend. He opened it in front of his parents. And his grandmother.

  11. 5 out of 5

    Briana

    This book was recommended to me by a member of New Zealand Women in Medicine. This is more of a personal-experience, anecdotal guide than a textbook, and short on references, but still useful for practical advice to give to patients. As a doctor, I am aware that 50% of my patients are male. It is ridiculous how we have entire departments dedicated to women's health, but not once in medical school have we had lectures on the physiological and psychological struggles of oversized male genitalia (OM This book was recommended to me by a member of New Zealand Women in Medicine. This is more of a personal-experience, anecdotal guide than a textbook, and short on references, but still useful for practical advice to give to patients. As a doctor, I am aware that 50% of my patients are male. It is ridiculous how we have entire departments dedicated to women's health, but not once in medical school have we had lectures on the physiological and psychological struggles of oversized male genitalia (OMG). I do not want to be the sort of doctor who doffs all the "nuts and guts" to my poor male colleagues while I get to play with babies and enjoy my "lifestyle" specialty, just because it's a difficult and gruesome topic. It is a fact of medicine that we will encounter penises no matter what we specialise in, from psychiatry to the emergency department. This book should be compulsory reading for all medical professionals, young and old.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Jules

    "When you give yourself, you receive more than you give" From this year resolution: -read a ridiculous book: check -avoid non-medical books about dicks: failed -ride an unicorn-pig: _______ For a book about huge things it was disappointingly short. It also has this shape (taller and rather narrow) because it has a scale in it to measure your own… pygmy. If you own one. Overall, to give an idea, the author is giving medical advice in the same fashion Monty Python is teaching religion. Also, there is "When you give yourself, you receive more than you give" From this year resolution: -read a ridiculous book: check -avoid non-medical books about dicks: failed -ride an unicorn-pig: _______ For a book about huge things it was disappointingly short. It also has this shape (taller and rather narrow) because it has a scale in it to measure your own… pygmy. If you own one. Overall, to give an idea, the author is giving medical advice in the same fashion Monty Python is teaching religion. Also, there is no point in buying the electronic version of it.

  13. 5 out of 5

    Oscar Thornell

    This book made a world of difference to me. Only now, after reading this wonderful book have I been able to make peace with my piece. This book gives practical advice and techniques for those of use burdened with such a flesh sword. Finally the wife can stop trembling like newborn fawn..

  14. 5 out of 5

    Chris Rodriguez

    Still having problems but just living one inch at a time.

  15. 4 out of 5

    Jason

    YES.. BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TAKE A ROLLING PIN TO MY COCK!.... seriously?! I was all too fascinated by the supersized lads... that's until i read this book. but some of the stuff is scary like taking a rolling pin to your junk? really? is that really necessary? Apparently this is only necessary if you are beyond 8 in (Percent Of Population With Smaller Dicks 99.4963792682%. stop lying boys!) I no longer want a supersized junk. book... is.... hilarious! YES.. BECAUSE I AM GOING TO TAKE A ROLLING PIN TO MY COCK!.... seriously?! I was all too fascinated by the supersized lads... that's until i read this book. but some of the stuff is scary like taking a rolling pin to your junk? really? is that really necessary? Apparently this is only necessary if you are beyond 8 in (Percent Of Population With Smaller Dicks 99.4963792682%. stop lying boys!) I no longer want a supersized junk. book... is.... hilarious!

  16. 5 out of 5

    Ka He

    I bought the book because of the funny title and to put it in the rear tray of my car.

  17. 5 out of 5

    Jorgen

    Hilarious. I never knew of this enormous problem before. I can only hope I will respond more understanding when someone in my environment outs himself...

  18. 5 out of 5

    Jenna ✿

    ★★★½☆ LMAOOOOO Rtc.

  19. 5 out of 5

    Yoav Mishaeli

    I would like to thank Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas for the opportunity to learn from the wisdom and expertise portrayed in their book. Back in my day, there wasn't much acceptance to our condition. People used to mock and tease us endlessly for something we have no control over. Back then people weren't aware of the adversities of having such shlongs. Not to mention that those who were aware of them, were usually disingenuous. But nowadays, thanks to you and the OMG community, people a I would like to thank Dr. Richard Jacob and Rev. Owen Thomas for the opportunity to learn from the wisdom and expertise portrayed in their book. Back in my day, there wasn't much acceptance to our condition. People used to mock and tease us endlessly for something we have no control over. Back then people weren't aware of the adversities of having such shlongs. Not to mention that those who were aware of them, were usually disingenuous. But nowadays, thanks to you and the OMG community, people are now less oblivious to our condition nor nearly as hostile toward us like they used to. The techniques and methods taught in the book aided me in my fight against discrimination and I hereby call every OMG sufferer out there to grab hold of this book ASAP. I wish us all the best and may one day society will accept us for who we soothly are... Fellow Human Beings.

  20. 4 out of 5

    Zoltan Talaber

    The joke gets old fast, and the book shows its age (published 2009) in its humor and references. I did chuckle a few times. On the other hand, the physical book serves its purpose as a joke prop rather well. Also, if you feel like you are too old to find dick jokes funny anymore, but can’t help still finding them funny...read this book. The joke will be successfully brought out back behind the shed and put down.

  21. 5 out of 5

    George Purves

    Useful tips to be honest.

  22. 4 out of 5

    Camryn Noble

    This is a perfect book for men everywhere to have just laying out on their coffee table when that girl you are trying to bang comes over. Just be sure you put it away before your family arrives. (Yes I did mean that as a double entendre.)

  23. 4 out of 5

    Aaron

    Amusement for amusement's sake. Nothing else. Amusement for amusement's sake. Nothing else.

  24. 5 out of 5

    Matt

    one of the better birthday presents i've had. one of the better birthday presents i've had.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Simon

    $4 handjobs in the alley behind Dairy Queen When your set-up leads you to beating people with pork loins and crowbars or having someone blow their head off in front of their children, are you sure you still have a joke? A birth defect that’s worse than OMG is Harry Potter being rejected by numerous publishers is evidence that good writing is not a sufficient condition for success. How to Live with a Huge Penis is evidence that good writing is not even a necessary condition.

  26. 4 out of 5

    Tom Bentley

    Yes, being an old Catholic, I have to confess: some joker gave me this book on my birthday, and I did indeed look through it, though I can't say I truly read it. This basic premise might—might—be worth a lame joke at a bar after six whiskeys, and then mercifully forgotten, but these guys managed to make 128 pages out of it. No. Yes, being an old Catholic, I have to confess: some joker gave me this book on my birthday, and I did indeed look through it, though I can't say I truly read it. This basic premise might—might—be worth a lame joke at a bar after six whiskeys, and then mercifully forgotten, but these guys managed to make 128 pages out of it. No.

  27. 5 out of 5

    BossWalker

    I thought this could help me cope and help in the bedroom. However the book is a complete joke. One part talks about the protagonist showing his penis to his father and his father killing himself. Just too grim and negative for a joke book that I was hoping to get actual advice from.

  28. 4 out of 5

    Niels Have

    When I was 14 I recieved a book called 'My penis and me', which was brilliant reading (as a teenager). I somehow thought that this book would be the same to a more mature audience. I was however disappointed. The language was juvenile and without a sense of humour. When I was 14 I recieved a book called 'My penis and me', which was brilliant reading (as a teenager). I somehow thought that this book would be the same to a more mature audience. I was however disappointed. The language was juvenile and without a sense of humour.

  29. 5 out of 5

    Ginger

    Hilarious! Written by a minister. Not disgusting. Loaned it to a male friend, a 5-2 Asian guy--he read it on his flight to Houston.

  30. 4 out of 5

    Cristian Fusoiu

    Super helpful, packed with really practical tips n tricks

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